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Came across this yesterday and I was so shocked I almost spat my leftover Thanksgiving stuffing all over my computer screen.Can you believe this shit? Mind you, I thought that the remake was a big waste of natural resources- no wait...actually, I pretty much wanted to set it on...

By: Unknown On 09.32

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The choice has been chosen

Thanks for all the Film Club suggestions posted both here and on the Final Girl Facebook page. You guys have the best taste, I swear! But this month, there can only be one movie and that movie is...La residencia (aka Finishing School, aka The House That Screamed)It's a SHOCKtober...

By: Unknown On 07.41

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A call to arms!

So I'm sitting here having the darndest time- THE DARNDEST TIME I SAY- deciding what the next Film Club selection should be. The last couple of weeks have been largely movie-free for me, and now I don't know what I feel like. Supernatural? Classic? Slasher? Something I've seen already?...

By: Unknown On 08.56

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Wow, a free movie!

So check it out. As some of you may recall, once upon a time I wrote and directed a little horror movie called Ludlow. It was on DVD for a while, but now it is out of print. But DVDs are so last century, amirite? Now you can just...

By: Unknown On 15.43

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PATRICK WILSON STANDING CLUELESSLY IN FRONT OF A SCARY THING - a film by James Wan

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By: Unknown On 10.05

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Film Club: The Conjuring

It's about time I saw The Conjuring, isn't it? Everyone has had their hands down their pants over this flick since it hit theaters, where it racked up more money than every other horror movie combined. It's the best genre film since forever, director James Wan is single-handedly saving...

By: Unknown On 12.07

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fun-o-rama

My coffee doesn't seem to be kicking in very hard this morning, so I figured I'd wake myself up with a little bit of rage by watching the trailer for the 1999 remake of The Haunting.I know some people like the remake, so I thought, "I've only seen it...

By: Unknown On 08.12

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Horror's unanswered questions: THE EXORCIST

Who places the crucifix under Regan's pillow?No one will cop to it! Was it a Pazuzu-ified Regan herself, using it to help goad Chris into seeking a religious solution to the problem? Makes sense if the Pazuzu/Merrin royal rumble actually began when he exorcised the boy in Africa years...

By: Unknown On 08.19

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