September 2013 ~ HOT MANIAX

Senin, 30 September 2013

While you're waiting for tomorrow...

...here is a thing you can do besides simply stuffing your face with candy corn. Perhaps you remember- or perhaps you don't, I wouldn't know, I'm not your mother- In Satan's Closet, which is a fake trailer that I made once upon a time. It's an ode to Italian...

By: Unknown On 09.05

Selasa, 24 September 2013

People of Earth!

Right to business, right to business I say!First up, Film Club! The next pick is a film I've been hearing good things about, and that film is The Last Will and Testament of Rosalind Leigh. So get your eyeballs ready to watch it and your fingers ready to write...

By: Unknown On 19.18

Kamis, 19 September 2013

amazon one-star reviews: THE FOG (1980)

I know you know I heart The Fog, as is evidenced in this thing I wrote a long time ago titled "I Heart: The Fog". I have always hearted it for many reasons, one of which is that it used to scare every last bejesus out of me; in...

By: Unknown On 16.13

Selasa, 17 September 2013

Film Club: The Omen (1976)

You know what I love about The Omen? I love that Satan doesn't fuck around. You know I love possession movies, but let's face it: whether it's The Exorcist or Beyond the Door or whatever else, poor demon-riddled saps lie around in bed sounding scary and looking gnarly. That's...

By: Unknown On 11.25

Jumat, 13 September 2013

VHS Week, Day 5: SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT PART 4

Lemme tell ya, Initiation: Silent Night, Deadly Night 4 (1990) should actually be called Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: What in the Hell Did I Just Watch, because that's what you'll undoubtedly be asking yourself should you ever choose to spend 90 minutes of your life with this piece...

By: Unknown On 15.46

awesome movie poster friday - the ARGENTO'S DRACULA 3D edition!

Yes, just one poster in today's Awesome Movie Poster Friday, but boy...ain't she a beaut!Holy moley, this movie looks like such a total CGI-laden 3D shitshow, and I do not care a whit. Not a single whit! NOT ONE WHIT I SAY. I will watch the fuck out of...

By: Unknown On 07.57

Kamis, 12 September 2013

VHS Week, Day 4: SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT PART 3

A psychotic killer lies in a coma for six years, his exposed brain encased in a nifty liquid-filled Plexiglass cap. A psychic blind orphan connects with him in her dreams, awakening him. The Christmas holiday awakens his rage. HOW CAN THIS MOVIE NOT BE 100% AWESOME? Man, if something...

By: Unknown On 15.04

VHS Week, Day 3: PATRICK

You've gone to the prom with Carrie. You've spoken in tongues with Jennifer. Now, lie around and stare at the ceiling with...PATRICK!Okay, that's not the tagline for Patrick (1978) and clearly I have no business trying to write taglines. But, the idea of a '70s movie with a single-named...

By: Unknown On 09.31

Selasa, 10 September 2013

amazon one-star reviews: THE DESCENT

Anyone who knows me knows I loves me some The Descent (2005 oh muh gahd, 2005? how is that movie eight years old already). I loved it the first time I saw it, I loved it the last time I saw it (which will not be the last time...

By: Unknown On 11.04

VHS Week, Day 2: WISHMASTER

The jerks like to say that horror movies are good for nothin' at all, but you know what? I learned a little something about myself whilst watching Wishmaster (1997), and that is that I am totally prejudiced! It's true. You see, I am far, far, faaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr more lenient with...

By: Unknown On 08.05

Senin, 09 September 2013

VHS Week, Day 1: KOLOBOS

Look, I know you think that I know every little thing about horror movies and that I've seen every one of them. It's natural to think that way, since I do have this blog and all. But...brace yourselves for the cold, hard tits of truth my friends: I do...

By: Unknown On 13.21

Minggu, 08 September 2013

stuff to do

It's been a super long time since I've done an event around these parts, so I say to myself and to you: why not now? And by "now", I mean "starting tomorrow"! That's right, brace yourselves for...You know how I feel about VHS (I LOVE IT) and I've got...

By: Unknown On 04.00

Rabu, 04 September 2013

junior varsity

Boy oh boy, some movies just ruin it for other movies by setting the bar so high, you know? It's like, Dear All Movies Featuring Murders By Phone That Are Not Murder By Phone, you will not feature better murders by phone than Murder By Phone, so why don't...

By: Unknown On 19.29

Senin, 02 September 2013

It's here, it's here! (almost.)

While SHOCKtober may not have officially started yet, the season of SHOCKtober most certainly has. I mean, everyone knows that the most bitchin' time of the year runs from September 1st to November 30th AT LEAST. As September is here, I need to make my plans for the site...

By: Unknown On 07.50

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