amazon one-star reviews: THE EXORCIST

Hey everybody, it's William Friedkin's birthday! Why not celebrate with a one-star review of his masterpiece, The Exorcist? I'm sure he'll be thrilled.I'm not surprised that the film has received its fair share of negative reviews from the masses, particularly those who have recently seen it for the first...

By: Unknown On 15.23

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Look at me, Film Club! It's all for you!

If you know the quote I'm aping in the title of this post, then you know what's up: the next Film Club choice is The Omen (1976)!That's right. Though I love it, I haven't seen this flick in a good long while and so I'm fixin' to remedy that....

By: Unknown On 03.40

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amazon one-star reviews: THE HILLS RUN RED

Hello, my friends, and welcome to an all-new feature here at the good ol' FG. Because I only have the smartest (and most attractive) readers, you doubtless surmised from the post title that the new feature is called amazon one-star reviews. In this scintillating project, I'll highlight...wait for it...one-star...

By: Unknown On 14.58

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Film Club: Bay of Blood

Mario Bava's Bay of Blood (aka Twitch of the Death Nerve, aka A Zillion More Titles No Really Look Them Up, 1971) is widely considered to be the grandpappy of the slasher/body-count genre and it doesn't take a huge leap of logic to figure that hey, as such, the...

By: Unknown On 12.58

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awesome movie poster friday - the CHILDREN HATE YOU edition PART 2!

What in the world, I can't believe it's been so long since I did a Children Hate You AMPF. We should be basking in the murderous glow of murderous movie children way more often! Well, today will be a good start to that new life goal.Tonight's the night that...

By: Unknown On 14.57

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The Wind Beneath My Blood Wings

Another day, another horror movie, another life lesson. The movie is Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings, the 1994 direct-to-video sequel to Stan Winston's directorial debut. I looked up my review for the original film and lo and behold, I mentioned the sequel in my closing paragraph:There is a Pumpkinhead 2...

By: Unknown On 17.27

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The Final Frame

This is the final frame from which horror movie?...

By: Unknown On 12.53

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The Five Best Vampires

Lawd-a-lawdy, The Internet sure loves a list, don't it? And why not- they're easy to digest, like mashed potatoes. Who doesn't like mashed potatoes? Only jerks, no doubt. People also love getting incensed over lists: "I know this is a list of 10 zombie movies but I can't believe...

By: Unknown On 18.42

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Baby, I love your way

Every once in a while, you read something like this on Netflix...A stripper regrets spurning the advances of a lecherous dwarf after he curses her unborn children. Months later, her newborn son is a vicious monster....and you think, "Oh. Oh my, yes." Then you realize that the stripper is...

By: Unknown On 04.25

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